Dear SEO Gods,

Yes, This Blog Exists Mainly for SEO (But You’re Here Now, So lets give you some info)

So you typed something like “Mobile Bar Melbourne” or “wedding bar hire in Victoria” into Google.
And you know what? That’s exactly why this blog exists. A shameless blog so that Google likes us more.

Does that mean this post is completely pointless? Absolutely not. In fact, we’re going to use this opportunity to remind you that:

1. We’re a mobile bar. We’ll go anywhere (within reason)
Backyards, farms, warehouses, golf clubs. As long as its accessible, we’ll be there. The best gosh darn ‘mobile bar’ in ‘Melbourne’, ‘Victoria’, for all ‘events’, particularly ‘weddings’ and ‘celebrations’ and ‘corporate events’.

2. Wedding bar hire doesn’t have to be boring.
If you’re planning a wedding in Melbourne or literally anywhere in Victoria, please don’t make your guests line up at a trestle table with a warm esky and a box of glasses. Hire a proper bar (us). We bring ice, glassware and the most Handsomest bartenders in all of the lands

3. Event hire shouldn’t feel like admin.
We’re here to make your event hire experience as smooth as possible. Tell us what you like to drink, where the event is, and the vibe you’re trying to hit We’ll handle the rest.

So yes, this post might be here so Google realises The Long Face is a serious wedding bar hire / Mobile Bar option in Melbourne and greater Victoria. But we like to think we’re so much more… ‘mobile bar hire’

Love From Ryan & Adam (The Long Face Bar) xoxo